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Terms & Conditions

Effective date: 14th June 2025

Welcome to Very Rude Cards (the "Site"). These Terms of Service ("Terms") govern your access to and use of our website, including any content, functionality, and services offered through the Site.

By accessing or using our Site, you agree to be bound by these Terms. If you do not agree with any part of the Terms, please do not use our Site.

  1. Eligibility. Our website is accessible to users of all ages. However, users under the age of 13 must have the consent of a parent or guardian to use this Site and make purchases.
  2. Products and Services. We sell physical products such as greeting cards through our online store. All purchases made on the Site are subject to availability and our refund policy.
  3. Accounts. To make purchases or leave product reviews, you may create an account. You are responsible for:
    • Maintaining the confidentiality of your login credentials.
    • All activity under your account.
    We reserve the right to suspend or terminate your account if you breach these Terms.
  4. User Content. Users may leave product reviews. By posting content on our Site, you agree that:
    • Your content is truthful, respectful, and not misleading.
    • You grant us a worldwide, royalty-free licence to use, display, and reproduce your content in connection with our services.
    We reserve the right to remove any content that we consider inappropriate or in violation of these Terms.
  5. Data Collection and Privacy. We collect personal data such as email addresses for account management and marketing purposes. We only use your data where you have given explicit consent and always in accordance with our Privacy Policy.
  6. Prohibited Conduct. You agree not to:
    • Use the Site for unlawful or harmful purposes.
    • Interfere with the Site's functionality.
    • Attempt to access other users' accounts without permission.
    • Use bots, scrapers, or other automated systems to access the Site.
    We specifically prohibit access to our services from Russia.
  7. Intellectual Property. All content on the Site, including images, logos, product designs, and text, is owned by or licensed to us. You may not copy, reproduce, or distribute any part of the Site without our written consent.
  8. Purchases and Payment. All product prices are displayed in GBP unless otherwise stated. You agree to provide accurate billing and payment information. We use secure third-party payment processors to handle transactions.
  9. Refunds and Cancellations. Please refer to our refund policy for details on returns, cancellations, and refunds, or get in touch.
  10. Limitation of Liability. We do our best to keep the Site up to date and functional, but we do not guarantee uninterrupted access. To the fullest extent permitted by law, we disclaim liability for:
    • Any indirect, incidental, or consequential damages.
    • Any loss of data or profits arising from your use of the Site.
  11. Governing Law. These Terms are governed by the laws of England and Wales. Any disputes will be resolved in the courts of England.
  12. Changes to These Terms. We reserve the right to modify these Terms at any time. Changes will be effective once posted. Continued use of the Site after any changes constitutes acceptance of the new Terms.
  13. Contact Us. For questions about these Terms, email [email protected]. Business name: Intergalactic Mining Corporation.