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100 Percent Fabulous

from £3.50

Camel Toe Queen.

She’s a Festive Femme Fatale, dynamite with a laser beam and sparkles in all the wrong places. This is for the Christmas icon who struts, shimmers, and slays with killer-queen confidence. Guaranteed to blow your mind… anytime. Did we go too far with the Queen references?✨??

✉️ Blank inside - we send the card(s) to you to write & post yourself (UK & EU). Add a message above to have us print & post it for you.

Total£3.50
Size guide▾
Available print sizes: A4 is 29×20.5cm, 7×5″ is 18×12.5cm

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