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Dreaded Family Visit

from £3.50

Christmas. It's all about family and a time for joy and relaxation.

Not for you though, the whole fucking family is coming to visit, including those annoying little twats with table manners like monkeys and zero gratitude.

Christmas has officially become a survival event. ?⚠️

Drop them a subtle hint with this joyous card.

✉️ Blank inside - we send the card(s) to you to write & post yourself (UK & EU). Add a message above to have us print & post it for you.

Total£3.50
Size guide▾
Available print sizes: A4 is 29×20.5cm, 7×5″ is 18×12.5cm

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